2.06.2007

Jessica Simpson Smokes Too Much Weed


Just kidding, but really girl wants to adopt?


She says, "I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing things. The international adoption rate has skyrocketed (since she adopted her children Maddox and Zahara).

"I want to adopt before I actually have my own kids. I want three kids--but I don't know if I can give birth three times. We have to see how much pain is involved first!

"Ever since I was a kid I said I wanted to save the world somehow. I didn't know how. I think I'll end up doing things that can touch somebody in some way that's good--like through orphanages."



This is what I think. Adoption is great. People who adopt are great. People who adopt for the right reasons are fantastic. People who have blond hair, can't act, have a skeevy dad who adopt are just plain ignorant, not to mention insane. If Jessica Simpson wants to 'save the world' somehow, maybe she can stop bothering us with her lame acting attempts, her ghettorific extensions, and her publicity stunt relationship with Mr. John Gayer. Oops did I say that? Sorry JM, I'm a big fan. Kidding. Only kidding. Seriously Jessica, stick to the larger than life bags, they look better than a kid spitting up any day.





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Jade Jagger loves the Juice




It was the sort of outrageous behaviour you might expect to encounter on the Rolling Stones' tour plane.

But not in the first-class section of a Virgin Atlantic flight from London to New York.

Fellow passengers were stunned by the drunken antics of Jade Jagger, daughter of Stones singer Sir Mick.

The riotous behaviour of her party was so extreme, she had to be reprimanded by cabin crew.

As the wine flowed in the £4,000-ahead seats, the 35-year- old jewellery designer became more uninhibited.

So much so that fellow passengers complained she was being 'disruptive' and she had to be warned about her behaviour.

But when she was read the riot act, Miss Jagger reportedly claimed she was drinking only to calm her nerves because she was afraid of flying.

According to one passenger, her entourage 'proceeded to get drunk and loud and were falling down in the aisles, climbing over seats, pointing at people and talking about them aloud.

'They helped themselves to bottles from the bar and generally disrupted the entire first-class section.

'One of the group took the wine from another passenger's dinner tray and drank it - then said, "Your wine sucks anyway".

'At one point the captain even had to come out.'

The passenger also claimed that on landing 'Jade was kicking the flight attendant from under her duvet to stop the flight attendants putting her tray away because her feet were on it'.

Miss Jagger - a long-standing friend of fellow party girl Kate Moss - was travelling to New York last week with a male and female companion when the incident happened.

While one of her party was sitting with her in first class, the other was in an £800 premium seat but is thought to have joined the pair during the flight.

Her spokesman Sara Forage denied Miss Jagger had kicked anyone on board and said she had merely been having 'fun'.

She told the New York Post: 'Jade has a fear of flying and often has a drink before she boards a flight to calm her down.

'While she had fun with her travelling companions, she did not realise her talking and laughing would cause offence and regrets causing any disruption, which she was completely unaware of until now.

'As far as kicking an attendant, she is utterly dismayed that anyone would even suggest such a thing.'

A spokesman for Virgin Atlantic said: 'A female passenger was behaving in a disruptive manner.

'After being spoken to by cabin crew the issue was resolved and the flight continued with no further incident.

We apologise to passengers for any inconvenience caused. At no point was there any threat to the safety and security of the passengers and crew.'

The spokesman added that although cabin crew had to intervene in the fracas, the captain stayed in the cockpit.

Miss Jagger - whose mother Bianca was Sir Mick's first wife - has become notorious for her outrageous antics in recent years.

The mother of two went on a series of dates with American rapper Pharrell Williams, who then spoke about their sexual encounters in a kiss-andtell interview.

And she has twice been photographed naked and having sex on a beach near her Ibiza home with her boyfriend, DJ Dan Williams.


I know it's not alliteration but it is three J words, don't see that too often do you????



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Michelle Williams is Silent but Deadly


"Brokeback Mountain" star Michelle Williams told us from the front row of the 3:1 Phillip Lim show Sunday night that she wasn't planning on going to any other shows this Fashion Week.

After some complimentary small talk about the designer, we asked about the honking great diamond ring on her finger.

"I don't want to talk about it," she said, shooting down any talk of an engagement with Heath Ledger.

Sick of the media attention, huh? In response: a cold, cold stare. Guess so, then!


I absolutely adore Michelle Williams. When I was on maternity leave I got addicted to Dawson's Creek because of her character Jen (I know, a bit lame). After BM, I completely fell in love with her. How could such a sexpot like Jen turn into the dowdy gay's wife? Love her. Good for her. Wear the rock and tell 'em to fuck off!



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Why Does Drew Have White Face?




I mean it's better than orange face but still.........WTF?



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Charlize Theron Sued for Wearing Wrong Wristwatch


Monster star Charlize Theron has been hit with a bizarre lawsuit for failing to wear the right wristwatch in public.

Swiss watchmaker Raymond Weil claims the actress breached a contract to wear only Weil watches in public.

Theron signed up to endorse the watchmaker in 2005, when Weil bosses called the Oscar winner, "the perfect Ambassador."


I actually don't think this is so kooky. I mean she probably got paid millions for her contract and all she had to do was were their watch out if she wore one. Big fucking deal. I'd wear a Swatch watch for $50 bucks.

PS Alliteration is my favorite!


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Orlando Bloom Pulls a Crazy


Orlando Bloom was warned twice to turn off his phone during a flight to Buenos Aires.

The actor received the wrath of British Airways' air stewardesses after he refused to stop chatting on his mobile phone.

A source revealed: "He had to be told on two occasions by cabin crew to turn off his mobile phone as the aircraft prepared for take-off."

Orlando's travel nightmare didn't end there - cabin crew cautioned him again while the plane landed to pick up more passengers.

The source added to Britain's Daily Telegraph newspaper: "He got another ticking off when the plane landed at Sao Paulo to take on passengers. He walked up and down the cabin on his phone and told one of the many people he called that he wanted an ex-directory number at his home.

"Why he should be concerned about privacy when we were all compelled to listen to every single detail about his life I have no idea."



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Michelle Rodriguez is Ghetto


Michelle Rodriguez showed off the must-have fashion accessory of the season. A police anklet! She showed off this lovely bracelet at last night’s Marc Jacobs show.


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Joss Stone Looks Insane



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Becks & Posh Get Nice






While Los Angeles is buzzing over the imminent arrival of David and Victoria Beckham, the glamorous couple have taken time out from house hunting Stateside for a break in the South of France.

The pair, who own a house in a small village not far from Nice, jetted into the city's airport on Monday night.
They are unlikely to be staying in the 19th- century, Italianate-style estate at Bargemon, which they bought in 2003, however. Since investing £1.5 million in the property after falling in love with it during a flying visit in 2003, the high-profile pair are understood to never have stayed there, preferring instead to holiday at Castel Mont-Alban, the £5 million pink villa just outside Nice shared by close chums Elton John and David Furnish.

Elton and his partner are not the only famous faces to have discovered the joys of the region. Friend and advisor Simon Fuller, who recently brokered David's move to the LA Galaxy soccer team, also owns a villa nearby.

The picturesque area's famous residents are drawn by its sleepy villages dotted on wooded hillsides, and its proximity to the beaches and glamorous social scene of the Cote d'Azur. Bargemon, the village closest to David and Victoria's home, is a small mediaeval fortress town of narrow streets and shaded plazas which features a handful of traditional French restaurants.



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Kid Rock's Got a New Lady Friend


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New Couple Alert: Joaquin & Mystery Woman?




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Ellen Does W



"Inside the mag, the glam girl chats about her upcoming gig as Oscar host, reveals her all-time favourite designers (Jil Sander, Marc Jacobs, Viktor & Rolf and Neil Barrett) and mention the B-word when discussing girlfriend, Portia de Rossi: Baby!

Ellen on whether she enjoys fashion: "I usually wear Jil Sander, or I wear Marc Jacobs, or I wear Viktor & Rolf.... I love Raf Simons, but I didn’t know he was even doing the [Jil Sander] collection. I like Neil Barrett. I love clothes, so when I wear clothes, they’re usually somebody’s. You know, I’m not wearing Kmart."

Ellen on the public's perception of her style: "Whenever Portia and I are on the red carpet, they’re yelling out for her to tell them what she’s wearing. But nobody cares [about what I’m wearing] because I have a suit on, even if it’s a Gucci suit. That to me is frustrating, because I put effort into getting ready too. But I guess it’s not as important, and I’m not as dressed up somehow. I also feel myself more of a person than a gender. When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it’s hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn’t feel like me.... It was fun [for the shoot] having somebody do that to my hair, and do that makeup. But would I want to do that every single day? No."

Ellen on what she will to the Oscars: "Everybody’s sending me stuff. Gucci sent me this amazing package with all kinds of different designs and different fabrics, in a beautiful box with my name engraved in gold plate. I picked some fabrics, and they’re making me something. Zac Posen made me a gorgeous tuxedo. Viktor & Rolf is making me something.... I wasn’t planning on changing because it’s just different suits, but I may do it, because I’d like to thank them all for making me stuff, for wanting to do that."

Ellen on Kathy Griffin: "Very mean.... I know she had a big thing about wanting to be on the show, and we didn’t book her. She did a whole thing that I banned her from the show. I didn’t ban her from the show, because first you have to be on the show to be banned."

Ellen on Sarah Silverman: "I think she’s hilarious. I think she’s raunchy as can be, not my kind of comedy, but I think she’s brilliant. Smart counts for a whole lot to me."

Ellen on Borat: "Sacha? I think Sacha [Baron Cohen], again, is brilliant. He’s a friend of mine. I think he’s hilarious. I haven’t seen Borat, so I can’t really speak [about it] yet. I don’t like bathroom humor and I know that there’s some pretty gross stuff in there. But some of the stuff he does is hilarious—as long as everybody is clear on the fact that he’s pointing out how scary a lot of people are." "



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