Famous Ignoramus: Mar 13, 2007

Woody Harrelson in bloody bouncer fight while out with Owen Wilson

Trouble began about 12:30 a.m., when Woody - holding two glasses of wine - exited the bar with Owen, charge insiders.

A bouncer stepped in front of Woody and told him he couldn’t take the wine, but the actor ignored him, said a source at the bar.

The bouncer then blocked Woody’s path with outsretched arms.

“Woody screamed: ‘Take your hands off me!’ as he threw wine on the bouncer and sucker-punched him,” said a source at the bar.

That started a full-scale brawl in the street, with a second bouncer joining in and wrestling Woody to the ground. Woody punched and scratched the bouncers and gouged a fingernail into one of their faces, just about [sic] the eye, said the bar source.

“Blood was streaming down the bouncer’s face, and Woody cut his hand on the broken glass on the sidewalk… Blood was all over the place.”

Two California Highway Patrol officers, who were writing a ticket across the street, raced over to stop the fight.

“Woody was still flaling away, and the officers ended up cuffing him and putting him in the back of a squad car while they tried to sort out the mess…”

Neither Woody nor the bouncer wanted to go to the hospital. “Paramedics taped Woody’s cut hand.”

Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott Welcom Liam Aaron McDermott

Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott welcomed their first child together, a son, on Tuesday, PEOPLE has learned.

Liam Aaron McDermott weighed 6 pounds, 6 ounces, according to the couple's rep. He was born in a Los Angeles hospital.

The baby's middle name is a tribute to Spelling's late father, legendary TV producer Aaron Spelling, who died in June.

"I am ready, ready, ready to meet my little man!" Spelling, 33, told PEOPLE last month.

Spelling and McDermott revealed exclusively to PEOPLE in December that they were expecting a boy. "Little boys are a ton of fun," Spelling said at the time. "We play tunes for him and watch him kick. He already loves the Dixie Chicks! We went to their concert and he kicked the whole time."

This is the first child for Spelling; McDermott, 40, has a son, Jack, 8, with ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace.

McDermott and Spelling met in the summer of 2005 while in Canada filming the TV movie Mind Over Murder and tied the knot in Fiji the following May.

The couple have already set up a nursery decorated in turquoise and chocolate brown, says Jo Gartin of Love Luck and Angels, who planned their baby shower for 50 friends last month in West Hollywood. At the event, Spelling happily let her friends rub her belly. "I've loved being pregnant, but I'm ready to give birth," she told PEOPLE with a laugh. "I can't wait to be a mom and hold this little baby in my arms."

Her son arrives just as the new mother is reconciling with her own mom, Candy Spelling, after a long estrangement.

Plus, the new parents also have another baby to look after – their newly renovated bed and breakfast, Chateau La Rue, in Fallbrook, Calif., about 100 miles southeast of Los Angeles. The inn, named after Spelling's pug Mimi La Rue, also serves as the focus of the couple's new reality show, Tori & Dean: Inn Love, debuting on the Oxygen network on March 20.

Adam Brody & Ben McKenzie Still Living in 'The OC'

The unemployed stars enjoyed that extra hour of daylight by hanging with pals and sipping beers on the beach as the sun set on Monday. Totally awesome!

With all their newfound free time, at least Adam and Ben can work on their tans!

Madonna Looks Stunning at H&M Party

To Quote Kayne...'Jesus Walks'

Bearded and shaggy Black Crowes singer Chris Robinson was seen floating across asphalt in Malibu yesterday.

The soon-to-be-ex of Kate Hudson was snapped while doing a little pre-Easter shopping.

The miraculous singer then made his way back to Galilee.

Kevin Arnold (aka Fred Savage) is a Daddy

Johnny Depp Quits 'Sweeney Todd' Until Lily Rose is Better

Johnny Depp has vowed not to return to acting until his daughter is fully recovered.

Filming on new movie Sweeney Todd has been put on hold since Lily-Rose, seven, was admitted to a London hospital two weeks ago.

Staff at Pinewood Studios, Bucks, have now been told they will be laid off at the weekend unless Depp, 43, returns.

A film source said: “He does not want to come back until Lily-Rose gets the all-clear. The plan is to re-employ everybody when she is better.”

Looks Like Pamela & Tommy Lee are Back Together

Pamela Anderson, 39, and ex-hubby, rocker Tommy Lee, 44, may have ended their high-profile marriage in 1998, but could the two be looking to rekindle their romance?

The duo was spotted lunching as a family – with sons Brandon, 10, and Dylan, 9, – at the trendy Santa Monica eatery The Ivy this week.

Pam, who split from Kid Rock, 35, last November after four months of marriage, was snapped by photogs in a steamy smooch with Tommy as she exited the restaurant.

Tom Brady's Baby Momma Bridget Moynahan in LAX

Sandra Bullock & Jesse James at Premier of her new moview Premonition

With husband Jesse James by her side, a high-spirited Sandra Bullock makes a stunning entrance in Lanvin at the Hollywood premiere of her new thriller Premonition on Monday.

Angelian Jolie & Brad Pitt's Vietnam Adoption Official

A Vietnamese official says Angelina Jolie's adoption application is being processed quickly and she might be mom to a new 3½-year-old son within weeks. Officials in Ho Chi Minh City are reviewing Jolie's file and should be finished by March 31 at the latest, the director of Vietnam's International Adoption Department, Vu Duc Long, told the Associated Press on Tuesday. Jolie, 31, will be free to pick up the child any time after the approval is granted, he said. Long told the AP last week that the boy is from the Tam Binh orphanage on the outskirts of Ho Chi Minh City, which Jolie and Brad Pitt, 43, visited over Thanksgiving. Orphanage director Nguyen Van Trung tells the AP the boy Jolie plans to adopt was abandoned at a Ho Chi Minh City hospital as an infant and then taken to the orphanage, where the staff tried, without success, to locate his parents. "He is in good health," Trung said, adding that he gets along with the other children and likes playing soccer. "He is a little bit shy." Trung also said Jolie's adoption is being processed quickly because the boy is older and his files were already nearly complete. Vietnamese law makes it difficult for unmarried couples to adopt so Jolie is applying solo, but she and Pitt had planned for months to welcome a Vietnamese sibling for Maddox, 5, Zahara, 2, and 10-month-old Shiloh. It was a "process that began shortly after Shiloh was born [in May]," a source told PEOPLE in its most recent cover story. But it wasn't until March 2 that Vu Duc Long revealed Jolie had filed to adopt in Vietnam, a country which, a source close to Jolie told PEOPLE, has a complex and thorough screening process for foreign adopters.