MK & Ashley 2004 vs. MK & Ashley 2007

How in the hells do you go from this.......
....to this?
I know they pride themselves on not having a stylist...but maybe it's about time that the vamps suck in their pride and use some of those billions. Enough of the crack witch look. It is so 99. 1699 that is.

It's Kabbalah Halloween Time Again for Madge & Guy

It seems as if the long arm of the law has finally caught up with Madonna - possibly for offences including impersonation of a 1920s flapper.

But believe or not, she is actually out celebrating a religious festival.

The distinctly camp cop who has her under arrest is none other than her husband Guy Ritchie, and the couple are in fancy dress while attending an event run by the mystical Jewish sect Kabbalah at its centre in Los Angeles.

Madonna, a leading supporter of Kabbalah, was the star guest at the festival of Purim, which celebrates the foiling of an ancient plot to kill Jews in Persia.

While the 48-year-old singer had her hair bobbed, wore a feather boa and carried a cigarette holder, 38-year-old Ritchie appeared as a 1970s Village People-style police officer complete with sunglasses and big moustache.

Madonna, nicknamed Madge by her husband, recently donated £1.5 million to set up a Kabbalah centre in Malawi, the country from where she adopted baby David Banda last year.

Ritchie is reported to have become increasingly critical of her devotion to the sect, which has been criticised for promising happiness to wealthy donors.

Chloe Sevigny Regrets Going Down on Crazy Vince Gallo

Chloe Sevigny Still Upset About Reaction To Brown Bunny Fellatio Scene.... Actress Chloe Sevigny is still traumatised by her controversial fellatio scene opposite Vincent Gallo in The Brown Bunny - because everyone seems to have an opinion about it without seeing the film.

The Boys Don't Cry star hit the headlines when the movie was shown at the Cannes Film Festival in France in 2003 and film fans questioned her decision to perform the unsimulated sex act on her ex-boyfriend.

The film was largely a flop and Sevigny's agents at the William Morris Agency dropped her as a client upon its release.

Now, almost four years after the controversy, Sevigny admits she still has moments when she wishes she had never made the movie.

She says, "I seem to question myself every day why I crossed the line in The Brown Bunny, but I really believed in the director (Gallo) as an artist.

"I guess I just thought, 'I could go to this extreme once,' but perhaps it was the wrong choice. I'm not gonna beat myself up over it anymore. I think perhaps if it had come out at a different time people would've reacted to it differently.

"Making it for me was not difficult but the reaction from the public has been very difficult for me to handle. I think a lot of people talk about it without having seen it and that's part of the problem."

See Chloe on her knees HERE.

Um, actually Chloe, I still think people would react the same way, even if it came out another time. You see the difference between actors & porn stars is the ACTING. Hello? If you actually DO an action then you are no longer ACTING. So, yeah, um that's why people think your a skank freak. Not that I think that...but you know...it was Vince Gallo.

WTF Happened to Rose McGowen's Face???

Lots of buzz has been going on concerning Rose McGowan’s drastically changed appearance of late. Rose has grown thinner and some unsubstantiated rumours persist that she is a “coke whore.” In addition, some unexplained eye droopiness has caused many to wonder if and why she underwent some plastic surgery as a preemptive attack on the aging process.

Rose’s appearance at this year’s January Golden Globes ceremonies resulted in talk of botched surgery, and I hypothesized that the eye droopiness looked a lot more like eyeliner run amuck. After last weekend’s Oscars ceremonies, the gossip has grown to include a punch to the face with resultant black eyes. None of these assumptions appear to be the correct explanation, as Starpulse reports that for the past several months, Rose has been quietly recovering from an accident wherein her automobile’s airbag deployed and crushed her glasses into her gorgeous face. Ouch!

Enlarge the below image to see the lingering scar under Rose’s right eye, which hopefully will heal with time so that she may resemble her former self in the bottom photo.

Did Britney Have a Satanic Breakdown in Rehab?

BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.

She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.

Spears's manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope.

The former chart-topper's troubles have been revealed in Britain's News Of the World, which broke the exclusive story.

Within days of her suicidal behaviour, Spears - who was in and out of rehab before shaving her own head and later attacking a photographer's car with an umbrella - was begging estranged husband Kevin Federline not only for a reconciliation, but demanding she wanted to soon have another baby.

The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-christ!"

"The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed.

The pop star then tried to hang herself with a bedsheet was but was found before she could hurt herself.

You can't make this shit up.

Tori Spelling is Ginormous! Whoa!

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott at their Bed and Breakfast Gala Opening at Chateau La Rue

Jennifer Anniston Dating Camerman Named Mike

Jennifer Aniston is reportedly dating a cameraman she met on the set of her Friends co-star Courteney Cox's TV show Dirt.

Aniston, who split from boyfriend Vince Vaughn in December, met the mystery man, known only as Mike, when she was filming a guest appearance on the programme.

An insider tells the Daily Express, "She introduced herself and they started chatting.

"The next day he asked Jen out for dinner. They've been out several times since then, including once to a bowling alley and a dinner date at Marix, one of her favourite LA restaurants.

"She really likes him."

Guess the Snaglletooth?

KIKI DUNST! HOT STUFF!

Lindsay Lohan Takes Her DJ'ing Career Way More Seriously than her Acting Career

Co-starring Cory Kennedy, Steve Aoki, and Cisco Adler