Lindsay Lohan Forgot to Wipe the Coke Off Her Face

Looks like rehab really helped LiLo!!!

Lindsay Lohan & Rob Patterson (from Korn) Make the Perfect Couple Because...

....they take themselves so super serious!!!! Think of the amazing music they would make, Linds on the turntables & Robby with his gitar! This is it. Lindsay has found her true love (besides vodka that is).

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Did Britney Have a Satanic Breakdown in Rehab?

BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.

She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.

Spears's manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope.

The former chart-topper's troubles have been revealed in Britain's News Of the World, which broke the exclusive story.

Within days of her suicidal behaviour, Spears - who was in and out of rehab before shaving her own head and later attacking a photographer's car with an umbrella - was begging estranged husband Kevin Federline not only for a reconciliation, but demanding she wanted to soon have another baby.

The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-christ!"

"The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed.

The pop star then tried to hang herself with a bedsheet was but was found before she could hurt herself.

You can't make this shit up.

Paris' Personal To Do List Includes Being Sober & Not Puking

Paris Hilton’s personal to-do list has ended up on the internet. A typical day in Paris includes being sober, not throwing up, trusting loved ones and going to AA meetings.

Paris Hilton Gets Pulled Over Again

Why is Paris Hilton still allowed to operate heavy machinery? The blond bobblehead was cited for yet another driving violation Feb. 27, after she was pulled over for speeding and driving without a license.

The hotel heiress, who was on her way home from shopping for DVDs at West Hollywood's Virgin Megastore, was pulled over and given a ride home from a friend after the police impounded her 2007 Bentley Continental GTC Convertible, reports E! News.

Hilton’s publicist, Elliot Mintz, told TMZ.com that his client was not aware of her license being suspended, and that the parking lot she was exiting was "brightly lit so she had not noticed that her headlights were not activated."

In January, the walking, talking blow-up doll pleaded no contest to alcohol-related reckless driving, and was ordered to pay a fine and placed on probation.

Tara Reid Does NOT Have a Stylist

Obviously.

Brtiney's Former Assistant Writes Letter to Britney Fansite

Britney's former personal assistant Felicia Culotta, wrote the following letter to Ruben, the owner of one of Britney's largest fansites, World of Britney. How sad is this that she is disgusted by the Britney Spears we all see now. Brit get some help baby girl, for yourself and your babies.

"Ruben,
Once again–I commend you for your Honesty and Integrity. I have been reading your new website daily and am grateful to have that to go to, to check on the antics of Britney. Britney doesn’t have a Publicist for me to clear this thru first, so it will come directly from my heart to you!

I am writing in response to “Where is Felicia?” on your editorial.I am home–in Mississippi…….I am now a trained Corporate Flight Attendant and fly with a tiny jet company out of Georgia. I am also a substitute Preschool Teacher at the Church Preschool in my town. I LOVED being with Britney for the past 9 1/2 years. I enjoyed being a part of HER dream, but now, am living my own dream.

I cherish ALL the incredible opportunities that came my way thru my job with Britney and am crushed/saddened/heart sick by the way her life is unfolding…….

I want you to know Ruben that WE (as in her Family and nearest and dearest—ALL of whom are NOT on the payroll anymore!!) are doing EVERYTHING in our power to get help for Britney and all in our power to NOT pad the bottom or move the bottom, so when she does indeed hit rock bottom, she’ll stand up and walk away from this whole fiasco a new, confident, changed, career driven Britney like we all knew and loved.

There’s just so much you can do to help a person—I don’t dare want to be an enabler, and I cannot love her enough for the both of us. I cannot convince her in ANY way to love herself. All I can do is be a friend, someone that loved her for MANY years unconditionally, and PRAY. That, I have decided is the most and best I can do for my friend. I cannot save her from herself, nor can I commit her to any type of treatment program against her wishes and will. I am throwing my hands up and realizing that I am helpless over another—ANYONE!

It’s been a hard reality for me to face. I have lived my best example daily, and that is ALL I’m capable of. To see what’s transpiring now, makes me feel a failure, defeated. I LOVED and BELIEVED in what I was a part of for the past 10 years and was so incredibly proud of Britney and all she’d become.

All that to say this Ruben–I’m so Southern, and the BEST way for me to tell you how I feel is to say—You can just kick an old Dog so many times before he gets off the porch. I, FELICIA, am OFF the porch!!

Thank you for ALL you’ve done–ALL the love and support over the years. ALL the non-judgement and ALL the Honesty!

PLEASE let me know if there’s ANYTHING I can do to repay your kindness. With as much sincerity as I can Muster,

—FE"




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Why is Britney Such a Tramp?

Anybody know the answer?????




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Sienna Miller Rages after the BAFTA'S

Sienna Miller celebrated Bafta night by partying through to breakfast - proving there is definitely life after Jude Law.

The actress carried on clubbing until 5am, an impressive feat especially given she was not even up for an award.

Miller, 25, had earlier insisted to fellow guests at the glittering film ceremony: "It's a Sunday night, I'm taking it easy - there's no hard partying for me tonight."

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Bungalow 8 Brings Out the Best in Celebs

What is it about Bungalow 8 that makes celebrities get sweaty, horny and discombobulated? Tuesday night, Mary-Kate Olsen was "weaving around and kept falling off the banquettes she was dancing on," our insider said. "She made out with three random guys and was wearing a Mardi Gras mask." A rep for the tiny twin noted that she is sober and declined comment. At another table, also making a spectacle of himself, was Cuba Gooding Jr., who was at a table of women and "kissed like five blondes - he was all over the place." A rep for the actor didn't return calls. Across from Gooding Jr. was an extremely sweaty and "out of it" Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis with his new girlfriend, Samantha Pressley, Kim Kardashian and Kimberly Stewart, who all looked on as Evan Ross made out with Michelle Rodriguez.


I'm gonna say it's probably the nose candy...just a guess.

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Britney Spears, Not a Lesbian

Britney Spears has vehemently denied claims she is a lesbian.

The 25-year-old mother-of-two was left fuming over allegations she participated in wild same-sex orgies before splitting from husband Kevin Federline in November.

Gina Orr, spokesman for Britney's record label Jive, has released a statement, saying: "It is not true."

Britney believes the reports are part of a smear campaign by Kevin to aid his custody battle for sons, Sean Preston, 16 months, and Jayden James, four months.

A source said: "This is all part of a plan to smear Britney. They are close to agreeing a divorce settlement - so this is a warning shot if he doesn't get what he wants."

Kevin's friend, rap music producer Omar 'Iceman' Sharif, lifted the lid on Britney's alleged sexual exploits to In Touch Weekly magazine.

He said: "Britney was into threesomes and girls. There was tons of porn in the house - but it was mostly Britney's."

Omar also claimed that Britney would host X-rated parties at her Malibu marital home.

He said: "They were friends of her who she would invite to her house and they would drink and party. They had their hands all over each other."

Another source said: "Sometimes it was three girls, and sometimes there were more like six. I heard about her being with girls at least 20 times while they were married."

A dirty, skanky, trashy mother of two, yes. A lesbian, no.



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Lindsay Lohan's Rehap Rep is a Gossip Columnist

Lindsay can quit wondering how “gossip rags” keep getting wind of her escapes from the Wonderland Rehab Center, coupled with news of naughty text messages craving sex and Big Macs. The facility’s media representative Cathy Griffin is the Hollywood rep for N.Y. Post gossip columnist Liz Smith.

C.G also writes for People and L.A. Confidential, and publications in Australia and Britain like Hello! magazine.

It's all coming together now...

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Jade Jagger loves the Juice

It was the sort of outrageous behaviour you might expect to encounter on the Rolling Stones' tour plane.

But not in the first-class section of a Virgin Atlantic flight from London to New York.

Fellow passengers were stunned by the drunken antics of Jade Jagger, daughter of Stones singer Sir Mick.

The riotous behaviour of her party was so extreme, she had to be reprimanded by cabin crew.

As the wine flowed in the £4,000-ahead seats, the 35-year- old jewellery designer became more uninhibited.

So much so that fellow passengers complained she was being 'disruptive' and she had to be warned about her behaviour.

But when she was read the riot act, Miss Jagger reportedly claimed she was drinking only to calm her nerves because she was afraid of flying.

According to one passenger, her entourage 'proceeded to get drunk and loud and were falling down in the aisles, climbing over seats, pointing at people and talking about them aloud.

'They helped themselves to bottles from the bar and generally disrupted the entire first-class section.

'One of the group took the wine from another passenger's dinner tray and drank it - then said, "Your wine sucks anyway".

'At one point the captain even had to come out.'

The passenger also claimed that on landing 'Jade was kicking the flight attendant from under her duvet to stop the flight attendants putting her tray away because her feet were on it'.

Miss Jagger - a long-standing friend of fellow party girl Kate Moss - was travelling to New York last week with a male and female companion when the incident happened.

While one of her party was sitting with her in first class, the other was in an £800 premium seat but is thought to have joined the pair during the flight.

Her spokesman Sara Forage denied Miss Jagger had kicked anyone on board and said she had merely been having 'fun'.

She told the New York Post: 'Jade has a fear of flying and often has a drink before she boards a flight to calm her down.

'While she had fun with her travelling companions, she did not realise her talking and laughing would cause offence and regrets causing any disruption, which she was completely unaware of until now.

'As far as kicking an attendant, she is utterly dismayed that anyone would even suggest such a thing.'

A spokesman for Virgin Atlantic said: 'A female passenger was behaving in a disruptive manner.

'After being spoken to by cabin crew the issue was resolved and the flight continued with no further incident.

We apologise to passengers for any inconvenience caused. At no point was there any threat to the safety and security of the passengers and crew.'

The spokesman added that although cabin crew had to intervene in the fracas, the captain stayed in the cockpit.

Miss Jagger - whose mother Bianca was Sir Mick's first wife - has become notorious for her outrageous antics in recent years.

The mother of two went on a series of dates with American rapper Pharrell Williams, who then spoke about their sexual encounters in a kiss-andtell interview.

And she has twice been photographed naked and having sex on a beach near her Ibiza home with her boyfriend, DJ Dan Williams.

I know it's not alliteration but it is three J words, don't see that too often do you????

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Paris Responds to ParisExposed.com on Stavros' MySpace

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Lohan is Lame

Lindsay Lohan took yet another break from rehab on Thursday ... to rehabilitate her Mercedes. And TMZ sources say her fellow residents at the Wonderland rehab facility are annoyed that Lindsay is getting special treatment. Lohan, who checked into rehab nine days ago, took her SL500 to Beverly Hills Mercedes for service. She also stopped by the set of her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." Lindsay then made one last stop -- at a grocery store -- before heading back to Wonderland rehab facility. When she does go back, other rehab residents have groused to TMZ that Lindsay has her peeps come to pamper her -- a masseur, hairstylist, makeup artist, etc. They're also upset that Lindsay has the magic key to the front door. This week alone, Lohan left rehab for day-trips on Monday and Wednesday as well as yesterday. On Monday, Lindsay left Wonderland for her condo. On Wednesday, TMZ spies spotted her at Newsroom Cafe having lunch with friends. And of course, yesterday's field trip. The buzz is that as early as today, Lindsay will be back shooting her movie full time. Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Lindsay's high-powered publicist, told TMZ, "Lindsay is 100% not getting special treatment. She's getting the same as everyone else. This isn't the Betty Ford Clinic, it's not a lockdown facility. There is personal time. All these naysayers who keep blogging and speaking out, like the 'Today' show, they don't know what she's going through, they're not there. They shouldn't speak until they've gone through something like that." Sloane also wanted to set the record straight about Lohan's recent hospital visit: "For the record, she did have her appendix taken out."



Hello!!!! You can't leave rehab and expect anyone to believe that you give a damn.
Yo Lins~ you gots to be the most ignorant chick in Hollywood~for that matter the gd USA!
You can't act your way thru rehab...actually you can't act so that shouldn't be too hard. You are a disgrace to people who actually care about fixing their addicitons. Lame-o!



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Lindsay Makes A Break For It!

Apparently patients of the Wonderland Centre are allowed to leave the grounds to attend AA meetings or medical appointments. However, unless Lindsay hosts AA meetings in the dining room of her apartment, I doubt she's following the rules. Here's Lindsay, in a very tricky disguise, sneaking into her LA apartment. Now, I wonder what she's doing there? "Um, hold on. I just have to get some, um, vitamins from my bathroom. Yes. Vitamins...and, um, water! Yes. A bottle of water."



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K-Fed Wants Brit Brit to go to Rehab

Is Kevin Federline playing the role of responsible parent?

The aspiring rapper is urging his estranged wife Britney Spears to get into rehab, according to the upcoming issue of Star.

“Kevin has tried to convince Britney to check herself into rehab from every possible angle,” a source told the tab. “First he tried threatening to take away the kids, then he tried pleading with her to take care of herself.”

K-Fed even teamed up with his former nemesis, Spears' mother Lynne, in an effort to convince the “Toxic” singer to get help. “He’s afraid she’s going to hurt herself,” says the source.

Federline is also concerned that Spears doesn’t spend enough time with their children, claims the insider. “They’re being raised by strangers,” he said. “He told Britney to get help before it’s too late.”

Since when is K-Fed the reasonable one? She better watch out or she might lose those kiddies.

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Tara Reid Not Drunk At Sundance

She actually looks nice when she's not shit-faced. Her people must be working hard to keep Tara sober.



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Britney Sucking on a Baby's Binky (Pacifier)

This girl is losing her mind. She obviously needs to have her picture taken every three seconds or she's on drugs. The only time I have ever seen adults use 'binkies' is while they are f'd up. Back in the day, I may or may not have dabbled and to stop your teeth from grinding you sucked on a pacifier. Seriously. To see more ridiculous Britney photos click here.




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