Kirsten Dunst Can't Get Laid

Drew Barrymore's tender touch might have done a number on her rocker ex's love life.

Earlier this year, Fabrizio Moretti, the drummer for the Strokes and Barrymore's on-and-off boyfriend of nearly five years, was dating Kirsten Dunst. But in mid-March, the Spiderman actress abruptly split with Moretti and took up with Razorlight singer Johnny Borrell.

While trading up from a drummer to a frontman might seem like an obvious move, a source who discussed the breakup with Dunst says there was another factor: Despite repeated entreaties, Dunst couldn't persuade Moretti to have sex with her. When pressed to consummate the relationship, says the source, Moretti told her he wasn't over Barrymore.

Asked about that account, Dunst's spokesman says only, "Kirsten is and has always been friends with Fabrizio."

The Hills Finale Party

Blind Items from Crazy Days & Nights

1. When you make the transition from teen idol to out of work actor, the women who used to be everywhere are now just a nighttime memory. So, you always try and find the lamest parties with the hottest women and hope someone will remember you. They remember you when you remind them what show you used to be on and then you tell them you are working on several projects. The problem is that when it comes to leave, they think of you still as a kid. No problem. You made lots of money on the show and so offer to take one of the women "shopping" after the party and buy her something nice. She accepts. Now where are the paps when you need them? This way the world will see you've become a man. The last idea didn't work too well did it?

2. Note to actors--It's tax season. Your accountants are going to go through all your records. Sometimes they get busy and have members of their staff do the work. They are not highly paid and will sell your information. If they are really pissed they will just tell the world what you did. This B list actor on a hit television show always plays a good guy and is very popular. What would his fans think if they discovered that he gave $10,000 to a white power organization last year?

What do Lindsay Lohan & Hillary Duff have in common?

Their lame fascination with the 'artform' of DJ'ing...

Victoria Beckham is so Extreme

Scary Spice has a baby girl

Melanie Brown (aka Scary Spice) gave birth to her second child at 12:11 a.m. Tuesday morning at St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica, CA.

The baby girl, who is still unnamed, weighed in at approximately 5 pounds, 6 ounces, and 18 inches long.

"It was an easy birth,” a source close to Brown tells Usmagazine.com. “The baby’s light-skinned and beautiful. Mel is thrilled!"

The source added that mother and baby are very happy now and plan on being in the hospital for two more days.

Brown, 31, went into the hospital Monday afternoon and was surrounded by her mother, 8-year-old daughter Phoenix Chi, and close friends.

The name of the baby's father has not been added to birth certificate. Brown has long maintained that ex-boyfriend Eddie Murphy is the father, a claim which the comedian denies. “I don't know whose child that is, until it comes out and has a blood test,” he said last year.

According to the source, Brown did not tell Murphy about the birth. “Mel said, ‘He can read about it.’”

The fact that Brown's baby was born on Murphy’s birthday, April 3, is purely coincidence, says the source, who adds that the child had a natural birth, and was not delivered via Cesarean section.

Jillian Barberie is Prego?!

Courtney Love's belly looks worse than Tara Reid's

It's Courtney Love of course. Drugs and lipo: they do a body good.

Enlarge the following thumbnails at your own ocular risk.

Rose McGowen is a Homewrecker

PRODUCTION of "Grindhouse," the much-hyped Quentin Tarantino-Robert Rodriguez movie opening Friday, ground to a halt last year when Rodriguez fell for his leading lady, Rose McGowan, and his wife found out.

Rodriguez and his spouse of 16 years, Elizabeth Avellan, raised five kids and worked together, with Elizabeth serving as his co-producer on "Grindhouse," "Sin City," "From Dusk Till Dawn," "Desperado" and "Spy Kids."

But the marriage exploded last April when Page Six reported that Rodriguez, 38, had begun a torrid romance with McGowan, the raven-haired, French-Irish minx once engaged to shock rocker Marilyn Manson and previously linked with Kip Pardue, Ahmet Zappa and Men's Health stud Dave Zinczenko.

"It was the worst-kept secret on the set. They were going off to his trailer, having meals together," our source said. "Rose thought some of the crew were treating her differently, and the attitude was, like, well what do you expect when you're fucking the director?"

In "Grindhouse," Rodriguez's homage to the cheesy sex-and-violence movies of the 1970s, McGowan plays a stripper who loses her leg and replaces it with a machine gun to battle flesh-eating zombies.

She and Rodriguez first met at Cannes in 2005. But until now the consequences of their shenanigans weren't fully known. When the director "fell in love with his femme-fatale star . . . he broke up his marriage of 16 years . . . The production had to shut down for a month while he recovered," Variety reports.

A source told Page Six, "When Elizabeth found out, there was an eruption of emotions - an emotional volcano."

A Dimension Films spokeswoman would only comment: "The hiatus had nothing to do with Robert's personal life."

In the meantime, Rodriguez and McGowan are keeping an ultra-low profile. "They arrived in the same limo for the L.A. premiere, but they got out separately several minutes apart to avoid being seen together," a spy told Page Six.

Rodriguez and Avellan insist that their separation is amicable and that they plan to raise their four boys, Rebel, Rocket, Rogue and Racer, and daughter, Rhiannon, together and continue their partnership in Troublemaker Studios.