Johnny Depp's Baby Mamma is a Looker

Wow! Someone got hit with the ugly stick. Not to be evil but...girl needs to get that gap fixed. She looks like an fugly crazy eyed Madge. How did she pull Johnny Depp?

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Porn Star Celebs

Sinful Comics (extremely NSFW) is insanely hilarious. The nude cartoon drawings of these celebrities are so good. Ever wonder what it would look like if Brad Pitt had a gag in his mouth? If Paris Hilton hooked up with Lindsay Lohan? Keira Knightley and the Ass Pirates of the Carribbean? It is absolutely amazing what can be found on the internet. More pictures here (extremely NSFW).



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Le Avventure di Britocchio

Britocchio is a tale about an animated wooden puppet who longs to be a real girl. The original story is a much more complex allegory, but we're going to keep it simple. Each time Britocchio tells a lie, her nose grows longer. A few weeks ago, Britney Spears collapsed and had to be carried out of a club on New Years Eve. Much debate arose over what caused this "collapse". The New York Post claims she guzzled too much booze and passed out, while Spears' reps claimed she was simply tired and needed to take a little nap. Whatever the cause of her blackout, speculationwas stirred and many armchair observers concluded that Britocchio had lied. Poor little wooden puppet, at least she has her friend Rummy the Cricket to keep her company.

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Jessica Simpson, Her Tata's, & John Mayer at Nobu Miami

Three weeks after getting cozy in New York over New Year's Eve, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer made another cute-couple appearance, this time in Miami.

On Monday, the pair worked out together at their hotel's Sports Club/LA gym, taking a yoga class and then lifting weights a deux, sources said.

That evening, they arrived hand-in-hand at The Shore Club's Nobu restaurant, where they sat and talked for more than two hours over sushi and bottled water, she in a revealing black dress, he in a black sweatshirt and jeans.

Simpson, 26, and Mayer, 29, longtime friends who've been linked off and on since the summer, chatted easily, and at a few points she leaned forward and he reached across the table to hold both her hands.

"They looked really cute together," says one witness at Nobu. "They were talking and laughing the whole time. She was constantly fixing herself to make sure she looked her best for him."

When the check came, she reached for her bag and he reached for his wallet. She, however, pulled out a lipstick while he grabbed the bill. After the meal, she took a trip to the ladies room, and when she came out, wrapped her arms around the much-taller Mayer and stood on her tiptoes for a kiss on the nose.

How long will the couple be in the Sunshine State? Mayer, at least, should be sticking around: He's performing in Jacksonville on Thursday, Miami on Friday, Orlando on Saturday and Pensacola on the following Monday night.



What was with that big publicity thing with Jonh Mayer a few months back? He kept freaking out and saying that his 'relationship' with Jessica was a lie and a press stunt on her part? Obviously Mr. Mayer was the liar. Lame-O.



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Seal & Heidi Play in the Sandbox

You know what they say...'The family that plays together, stays together.' Hopefully that holds true for Hollywood families like this one.




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Oscar Noms Announced

The Dreamgirls cast and crew must be singing the blues this morning. They may lead the Oscar nominations with a total of eight nods, but the critically-favoured, Golden Globe loved film was shut out of the Academy's two biggest categories: best picture and best director.

Babel comes in second with seven nominations, which were announced early Tuesday morning. Pan's Labyrinth and The Queen follow with six nods each. The Oscars will air Feb 25.

Best Picture:
-Babel
-The Departed
-The Queen
-Letters from Iwo Jima
-Little Miss Sunshine

Best Actor:
-Leonardo DiCaprio (Blood Diamond)
-Ryan Gosling (Half Nelson)
-Peter O'Toole (Venus)
-Will Smith (Pursuit of Happyness)
-Forrest Whittaker (The Last King of Scotland)

Best Actress:
-Peneople Cruz (Volver)
-Judi Dench (Notes on a Scandal)
-Helen Mirrin (The Queen)
-Meryl Streep (Devil Wears Prada)
-Kate Winslet (Little Children)

Best Supporting Actor:
-Alan Arkin (Little Miss Sunshine)
-Jackie Earle Haley (Little Children)
-Djimon Hounsou (Blood Diamond)
-Eddie Murphy (Dreamgirls)
-Mark Walhberg (The Departed)

Best Supporting Actress:
-Adriana Barraza (Babel)
-Cate Blanchett (Notes on a Scandal)
-Rinko Kinchuchi (Babel)
-Jennifer Hudson (Dreamgirls)
-Abigail Breslin (Little Miss Sunshine)

Best Director:
-Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, Babel
-Martin Scorsese, The Departed
-Clint Eastwood, Letters from Iwo Jima
-Stephen Frears, The Queen
-Paul Greengrass, United 93

Foreign Language Film:
-After the Wedding, Denmark
-Days of Glory, Algeria
-The Lives of Others, Germany
-Pan's Labyrinth, Mexico
-Water, Canada.

Adapted Screenplay:
-Sacha Baron Cohen and Anthony Hines and Peter Baynham and Dan Mazer and Todd Phillips, Borat Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
-Alfonso Cuaron and Timothy J. Sexton and David Arata and Mark Fergus and Hawk Ostby, Children of Men
-William Monahan, The Departed
-Todd Field and Tom Perrotta, Little Children
-Patrick Marber, Notes on a Scandal

Original Screenplay:
-Guillermo Arriaga, Babel
-Iris Yamashita and Paul Haggis, Letters From Iwo Jima
-Michael Arndt, Little Miss Sunshine
-Guillermo del Toro, Pan's Labyrinth
-Peter Morgan, The Queen

Animated Feature Film:
-Cars
-Happy Feet
-Monster House




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Are Heath & Michelle Married?

Have Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams secretly tied the knot?

Last month, we reported the spotlight-shunning duo had quietly applied for a marriage license in Brooklyn, where they have a townhouse in Cobble Hill. At the time, friends said the lovers, who met while filming "Brokeback Mountain," would likely get married at a local church and have a party at the River Café afterward.

Yesterday, Ledger was spotted wearing a wedding ring as he walked with the couple's daughter, Matilda. Reps for the two didn't return calls or e-mails.



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Britney Through The Years

Britney holds up her Play Along Toys doll likeness in 1999.

The now-infamous "snake dance" from the 2001 MTV Video Music Awards.

With then-boyfriend Justin Timberlake at the premiere of "Crossroads" on Feb. 11, 2002.

Britney with Michael Jackson at the 2002 MTV Video Music Awards in New York. Jackson received the Performer of the Millennium Award.

Britney leaves a tanning salon at the Sunset Plaza on Valentine's Day 2002.

The now-infamous "Like a Virgin" performance with Madonna from the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards in New York.

Britney with then-husband Kevin Federline in Feb 2006. She filed for divorce on Nov. 6, 2006.

Britney spent nearly every night with new BFF Paris Hilton during Thanksgiving week, but the pair's friendship has since cooled.




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What The Hell Happened to Courtney Love?

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