1.12.2007

Dina Lohan Is Jaid Barrymore

Drew & Jaid Barrymore
Lindsay & Dina Lohan



While Lindsay Lohan is off filming in Hollywood, her mom, Dina Lohan, is busy showing where Lindsay might have picked up her moves. Dina, spotted in a "really short dress and boots," made some fellow diners at Kobe Club lose their appetites Wednesday night. A guy sitting next to Dina was "all over her," we're told. "Dina had a napkin in her lap and hiked up her dress," our source says. "The guy put his hand under her napkin . . . It went on for like five minutes." After the guy realized he was being watched, he stopped whatever it was he was doing. A rep for Dina said, "That's a disgusting lie and it's completely untrue."



Wow, I can't believe that I just figured this out. Dina & Lindsay Lohan are totally the Drew & Jade Barrymore's of the 2000's. The only difference is that Lindsay hasn't cleaned herself up and told her mom to go fuck herself like Drew did. She should totally read Little Girl Lost, maybe that would give her some perspective.


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1 comment:

Unknown said...

Your opinion about Jaid Barrymore is about as accurate as your photo of her. That photo is not of Jaid Barrymore. I think it might be Pia Zadora.

James Daguanno, Esq.