1.19.2007

Britney Is Lame and Has Low Self Esteem



Dude.
C'mon.
Here's the thing.
If you are a pop star, no, wait a minute, if you are THE pop star, maybe you should try to avoid reading gossip rags with your picture on the cover in convenient stores.
Let me break it down for ya.
This is how the paparazzi works, but you already know this,
they follow you everywhere, they stake you out, they have lenses that can snap you from a mile away.
Knowing all of this, don't you think it would be a good idea for you to perhaps, purchase the above mentioned rag and read it in the privacy of you own trailer home, sorry I mean Beverly Hills mansion. I forgot who I was talking to for a sec.
Anyways. Girl, you are gonna end up fat and played out. Hire a stylist. Hire NEW f'ng handlers. Go home. Talk to your kids, better yet love them. They miss you.



PS Nice sunglasses cheech.




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