Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts

3.14.2007

Britney Spears has the Absolute Worst Taste in Men




Here are two pictures of Jason Filyaw, who is supposedly Britney's new man. He is 33-years-old, and is the lead singer in the band Riva.

They met at AA, and he looks an awful lot like K-Fed.

They are supposed to move in with each other when Britney leaves rehab.


Dear Britney,

This has got to be a joke. Another K-Fed? WTF? Why can't you go back to your orginal type? Find yourself a good 'ol Justin Timberlake wannabe. These bad boys obviously don't work so well for your cracked out ass.

Love,
Famous

2.20.2007

WTF: Pregnant Anna Nicole High & in Clown Face?

A stunning video shows a barely functional Anna Nicole Smith, stammering and stuttering, as Howard K. Stern rhapsodizes about how much money the clip will be worth.

The tape, which aired Monday night on Greta Van Susteren's show on FOX News Channel, shows an eight-month pregnant Smith, her face painted like a clown and clearly stoned out of her mind. As she talks to a doll in a baby carriage as if it's real, Stern repeatedly says, "Is this a mushroom trip?" He then adds, "I'm kidding."

Another part of the tape shows Smith even more out of it. Stern's comment: "This footage is worth money."

2.12.2007

Selma Blair looks Good with her New Hair



Remember this picture....SB looked ridiculous with her new spikey blond pixie cut but here she looks like a sweet fairy princess.


Source

Jessica & John Ham it Up at The Grammy's




I am so sick of these pieces of American cheese. And how is John Meyer gonna win a Grammy over JT? WTF?


Source

2.06.2007

Why Does Drew Have White Face?




I mean it's better than orange face but still.........WTF?



Source



Michelle Rodriguez is Ghetto


Michelle Rodriguez showed off the must-have fashion accessory of the season. A police anklet! She showed off this lovely bracelet at last night’s Marc Jacobs show.


Source

2.05.2007

Scarlett Wins a $2.2 Million Dollar Lease in Miami




At a Find Your Fortune at Flamingo Super Bowl promotion this weekend, actress Scarlett Johansson won a one-year lease at a $2.2 million Florida condo.

A Sprint Style Villa news release the 22-year-old film star had the winning key Saturday that earned her the one-year lease of the ritzy Flamingo South Beach condominium in Miami Beach.

The Lost in Translation actress was competing against several other celebrities in the drawing, sponsored by developer MCZ/Centrum and the Fortune International real estate agency.

Among Johansson's competitors were Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart, former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Steve Young, film actor Robert Downey Jr., America's Top Model winner Cari Dee and CSI: Miami actor Adam Rodriguez.

Johansson's new temporary home was recently renovated and offers three bedrooms, three bathrooms, exotic wood floors and several natural stone surfaces.


Looks like the rich keep getting richer and the poor keep getting poorer..Why the fuck can't I win a 2.2 million dollar lease or at least a $2500/month lease???????


Source




2.03.2007

WTF Britney is Broke?


Apparently girl can't afford clothes anymore. She is so broke that she wears then returns the next day. Better leave the price tag on Brit Brit!



2.01.2007

Sienna Wears Tights Out & a New Trend Begins


Sienna Miller's appearance in what looked like black pants over thick tights may have prompted a new fashion trend, a retailer said. The 25-year-old actress stepped out in the unusual outfit for a New York party after the premiere of her new film Factory Girl.

Asda's fashion arm George today said sales of its £6 black control pants had soared after photographs of Sienna appeared in the press.

Around 230 per cent more of the big knickers were snapped up compared to the last week. G eorge spokesman Ed Watson said Sienna's "pants over tights" combo had met with scepticism in some corners.

"Our customers have said knickers to that and are buying them by the shed load - they love them," he said.

Fashion experts say Sienna was actually wearing "micro shorts" which are tipped to be a big trend this summer.





This is the new fucking summer trend? Great...looks really good. I am so excited for this trend to start! But I wonder...how do I accomplish this fabulous look? Well...

I guess I'll go over to granny's and borrow some support hose, then I'll get a top and some heels and my ass is ready to go. I'll be the envy of every girl in the room!





Source

1.31.2007

Size Zero Posh Bans Size Zero Models


You could not make it up. Ultra-thin clothes horse Victoria Beckham has announced she is to ban size zero models from promoting her trendy denim fashion label.
In a bizarre twist, the size zero ex-Spice girl, who has been nicknamed 'Skeletal Spice' because of her twig-like frame, has declared she does not want women like herself, to model her denim range.

According to The Mirror, Posh has hired a voluptuous Brazilian beauty Daniella Sarahyba to represent her brand.
Daniella's website describes the 21-year-old as having 'a perfectly sculpted body with the curves and meat in all the right places'. Unlike Posh, who is famous for wearing jeans that could fit a seven-year old.
Victoria recently said: "I know quite a few models and they actually eat, they're just naturally thin girls."
A source said: "Victoria wants to give out a positive image that you don't have to be ultra skinny to look good.
"Many of the models on the catwalk make young girls feel insecure about their own bodies.
"Victoria doesn't want to be accused of giving young girls a complex about their image and putting pressure on them to be as skinny as her."
The size zero issue has sparked huge debate. Spain was the first country to ban size zero models on the catwalk. Recently, British Fashion Week refused to impose a similar ban.
But whether Posh will consider expanding her own tiny frame to add a bit of meat to her sinewy limbs, remains to be seen.
You have got be fucking kidding me. Maybe if Victoria 'doesn't want to be accused og giving young girls a complex' she should eat something. Try looking like a woman instead of a 7 year old boy. Maybe then little girls would stop puking up their dinners.