Remember That Kid From 'About a Boy'?????

Nicholas Hoult is starring in a new British comedy about teenagers having a lot of sex, taking drugs and generally having a good old time.





Call me a cheesy bastard but I really thought 'About A Boy' was a darling movie. NOT.

Baldy Britney 4 Sale on EBAY

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Stars Real Sizes

Ohhh my g... Kate Bosworth...you DEFINITELY do NOT look like a crazy skeleton freak. Eat girl. Boys like it. I swear. Every man wants to feel some curves. Well everybody except maybe Doogie Howser...but that's a different story.

Paris Hilton Gets Three Years Probation

Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton was sentenced to three years probation on Monday after pleading no contest to alcohol-related reckless driving, prosecutors said.

Hilton, who was not in court and entered the plea through her attorneys, was also fined $390 and ordered to attend an alcohol-education program in the case, which stemmed from her arrest in Hollywood last September.

The 25-year-old reality TV star was originally charged with driving under the influence of alcohol and driving with a blood alcohol level over California's legal limit of .08.

She pleaded no contest to the lesser charge under a plea agreement with prosecutors and can reduce her probation by a year if she completes 40 hours of community service, Los Angeles City Attorney's spokesman Frank Mateljan said.


"We felt that this deal was appropriate given the circumstances and we're satisfied with the outcome," Mateljan said. Those circumstances included Hilton's blood-alcohol level, which was the minimum required for charges.

In California a no contest plea is the legal equivalent of pleading guilty.

Hilton was stopped by police in Hollywood for driving erratically and was arrested after failing a sobriety test. She later told KIIS-FM radio that she had been to a fund-raising party after a long day shooting a music video and had just one drink.

"I had one margarita (and) was starving because I had not eaten all day. Maybe I was speeding a little bit and I got pulled over," Hilton told the radio station.

"I was just really hungry and I wanted to have an In-N-Out Burger," she said, referring to the popular, California-based fast-food chain.



Must be nice to walk away from a DUI charge. I wonder when, if ever, celebrities will experience the consequences of their actions.

Tool Tour is Postponed

Tool has postponed a forthcoming North American tour after drummer Danny Carey tore a bicep. The band was due to begin its road trip in Las Vegas, Nevada on March 15.

A statement released by the band yesterday says, "Over the weekend, drummer Danny Carey tore a bicep. Danny underwent surgery today and is recovering well. Rescheduled tour dates will be announced shortly."

Not Cool.

Britney is INSANE and Hates SUV'S

Wednesday night, a desperate Britney was photographed outside the home where her ex, Kevin Federline. The photos reveal a furious Britney dressed in white shorts and a hooded sweatshirt repeatedly striking an SUV with an umbrella.

After reportedly spending 45 minutes outside his residence (KFed refused to let her in the house), Britney’s mom picked her up and eventually brought her to the rehab facility.

She is INSANE. Someone needs to commit her before she hurts one of those babies.

Global Green USA 3rd Annual Pre-Oscar Celebration to Benefit Global Warming

Sharon & Steven Rock Out @ Cavalli

One of the most anticipated events at Milan Fashion Week, the presentation of Roberto Cavalli's new collection didn't disappoint - nor did the front row turnout. Pre-show buzz reached fever pitch as rock and Hollywood royalty arrived in the shape of Sharon Stone and Steven Tyler. The Basic Instinct bombshell turned heads in a revealing snakeskin-effect mac teamed with a gold torque necklace, while her flamboyant Aerosmith frontman neighbour made a style statement all of his own in an unusual pair of cowboy pants. If she was looking for last-minute inspiration for the Academy Awards on Sunday night, then Sharon could have done no better than the Cavalli spectacular, where the animal print-loving designer put on a display of red-carpet-ready gowns. His autumn/winter collection reflected an Egyptian theme, with shimmering green and blue Cleopatra-style gowns encrusted with crystals, sequins and serpent-like clasps. "No one can do sexy chic like Cavalli," enthused Sharon backstage. And she was right. Even his rodeo-style jodhpurs and safari-themed outfits exuded sex appeal. But unlike his usual revealing repertoire, Roberto's latest collection was more restrained than in previous years. The Florentine fashion maestro, who counts Victoria Beckham as one of his most loyal devotees, also referenced 1940s glamour in his long, light dresses - complemented by the models' Veronica Lake-style hairdos.

Rachel Ray Gets Her Own Wax Figure

Who cares if it looks like Celine Dion?