Famous Ignoramus: Jan 20, 2007

Christina At The NRG Awards In France

She looks fantastic!

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Brooke Burke's Baby Shower

I'm not to sure that I would ever invite the paparazzi into my baby shower. But you know, mine was filled with horrific baby games, rainbow colored tablecloths, and stale catered food, and I was pushing 170. I guess if I was or if I looked like BB I would want some professional photogs to take eveidence of how fabulous I looked at 9 months pregnant.

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Gwen, Gavin, & Kingston at a Park in London

These have got to be the cutest pictures of their family I have yet seen. It is so great that the do normal family things like go to the ghetto playground around the corner. Good for them!

P.S. At first, I wasn't sure I liked the short hair on Gavin but I think I'm growing into it...get it 'growing in?'
P.P.S No, I didn't have any comedic training, seems like I did though, right???

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Jessica Simpson goes to a Healing Center in West Hollywood

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Lauren Ambrose From Six Feet Under Had A Baby Boy

We hear that Lauren Ambrose (Claire on Six Feet Under, Can't Hardly Wait), 28, and her husband Sam Handel welcomed a son on Tuesday, January 16th. No name or birth stats are currently available. Sam and Lauren have been married for 5 1/2 years and live in New York.

She totally took my next boy's name.

Mischa & Cisco miss a DEA raid by Minutes

Cicsco Adler and Mischa Barton came within minutes of being part of a search and seizure warrant being executed on a medical marijuana distribution center on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood on January 17. Adler's visit to the center that day was no different than any number of times he visited it. As usual, Cisco, 28, parked his Mercedes on the busy street with girlfriend Mischa, 20, waiting patiently in the passenger seat. Cisco was buzzed in, and after less than five minutes he appeared with a small white bag, and the two drove off.

As they left, the former OC star and her rocker beau failed to notice that two nearby side streets were lined with police cars, and Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) officers wearing bullet proof vests who were preparing to raid the small store front.

Just fifteen minutes after Cisco and Mischa drove off, the agents stormed in and sifted through documents, copied hard drives, and carted away pounds of marijuana and other paraphanalia.

But wait, you say, isn't medical marijana legal in California?

For those of you who may not be aware of the law here, it's kind of like that kid's game, "paper covers rock, scissors cuts paper..." While California technically legalized medical marijuana, the Federal Government still considers it illegal, and the Feds have all the power over the state.

So, while we don't know what painful and life-threatening ailment has stricken Cisco Adler that he needs his almost daily dose of marijuana, we do know that he may have to find other avenues to fulfill his special needs.

The Feds raided four other medical marijuana distribution centers in the West Hollywood area, reportedly because other retailers had "informed" them that the businesses had caused the crime in their area to increase.

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Dharma & Greg Star Jenna Elfman Expecting

Former Dharma & Greg star Jenna Elfman is pregnant with her first child.

Elfman and her husband, actor Bodhi Elfman, are "elated about the impending birth," her publicist, Jenni Weinman, said in a statement Friday, the Associated Press reports.

"Jenna looks and feels amazing. She is certain to be one hot mama!" Weinman said.

Elfman, 35, played Dharma Finklestein Montgomery on the 1997-2002 ABC comedy and recently starred in the CBS sitcom Courting Alex.

She and Bodhi, 37, have been married for 16 years.

This makes them the longest married couple in Hollywood ever.

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