Jessica Simpson & John Mayer look like they are in Love

Jessica Simpson sure is loved up! She was full of smiles and giggles as she arrived to the gold coast in Australia with John Mayer. This globe trotting pair are living the dream, how many couples would love to jet set around the world together. John is to perform at the East Coast Blues & Roots Festival in Byron Bay.

Jessica Simpson & John Mayer are Engaged??

According to rumors, Jessica Simpson and new boyfriend John Mayer are secretly engaged now. New assumptions were supported: in the pictures above, Jessica hides her left hand under a sweater sleeve when leaving the Suk Woon Hahm center in Los Angeles. Apparently, she didn’t want to show off her ring to the paparazzi.

John & Jessica Hit the New York Streets

John Mayer, Jessica Simpson, & Vickie the Tranny Hang Out in Chi Town

Jessica & John Kickin' it in a Bar with some Fans

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Jessica & John Ham it Up at The Grammy's

I am so sick of these pieces of American cheese. And how is John Meyer gonna win a Grammy over JT? WTF?


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Jessica Simpson is a Brunette

She played a "ditzy blonde" for years on MTV's The Newlyweds, she played a "crazy redhead" last weekend at Hyde, now she's going for "serious brunette", with her newly dyed brown locks and tuxedo suit! Is Jessica in the middle of an identity crisis? Or is she just a walking advertisement for HairUWear? Regardless, whether blonde, brunette or redhead, she's always gracious, as she talked about her upcoming Grammy plans when we ran into her outside of Hyde.



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Jessica Simpson Smokes Too Much Weed

Just kidding, but really girl wants to adopt?


She says, "I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing things. The international adoption rate has skyrocketed (since she adopted her children Maddox and Zahara).

"I want to adopt before I actually have my own kids. I want three kids--but I don't know if I can give birth three times. We have to see how much pain is involved first!

"Ever since I was a kid I said I wanted to save the world somehow. I didn't know how. I think I'll end up doing things that can touch somebody in some way that's good--like through orphanages."

This is what I think. Adoption is great. People who adopt are great. People who adopt for the right reasons are fantastic. People who have blond hair, can't act, have a skeevy dad who adopt are just plain ignorant, not to mention insane. If Jessica Simpson wants to 'save the world' somehow, maybe she can stop bothering us with her lame acting attempts, her ghettorific extensions, and her publicity stunt relationship with Mr. John Gayer. Oops did I say that? Sorry JM, I'm a big fan. Kidding. Only kidding. Seriously Jessica, stick to the larger than life bags, they look better than a kid spitting up any day.

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John & Jessica Eloped?

Seriously this is lame and hilarious all at the same time.

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