MK & Ashley 2004 vs. MK & Ashley 2007

How in the hells do you go from this.......
....to this?
I know they pride themselves on not having a stylist...but maybe it's about time that the vamps suck in their pride and use some of those billions. Enough of the crack witch look. It is so 99. 1699 that is.

Tara Reid Does NOT Have a Stylist

Obviously.

Brit & SP in NYC

What a HOT coat! Britney must be at Fashion Week, she looks to damn stylish not to be...


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Sienna Wears Tights Out & a New Trend Begins

Sienna Miller's appearance in what looked like black pants over thick tights may have prompted a new fashion trend, a retailer said. The 25-year-old actress stepped out in the unusual outfit for a New York party after the premiere of her new film Factory Girl.

Asda's fashion arm George today said sales of its £6 black control pants had soared after photographs of Sienna appeared in the press.

Around 230 per cent more of the big knickers were snapped up compared to the last week. G eorge spokesman Ed Watson said Sienna's "pants over tights" combo had met with scepticism in some corners.

"Our customers have said knickers to that and are buying them by the shed load - they love them," he said.

Fashion experts say Sienna was actually wearing "micro shorts" which are tipped to be a big trend this summer.

This is the new fucking summer trend? Great...looks really good. I am so excited for this trend to start! But I wonder...how do I accomplish this fabulous look? Well...

I guess I'll go over to granny's and borrow some support hose, then I'll get a top and some heels and my ass is ready to go. I'll be the envy of every girl in the room!

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The Olsens Love Red

Here are the twins sporting the new Mary-Kate & Ashley 'Streetwalker Red' shade of lipstick. Don't they look purty?

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Size Zero Posh Bans Size Zero Models

You could not make it up. Ultra-thin clothes horse Victoria Beckham has announced she is to ban size zero models from promoting her trendy denim fashion label.
In a bizarre twist, the size zero ex-Spice girl, who has been nicknamed 'Skeletal Spice' because of her twig-like frame, has declared she does not want women like herself, to model her denim range.

According to The Mirror, Posh has hired a voluptuous Brazilian beauty Daniella Sarahyba to represent her brand.
Daniella's website describes the 21-year-old as having 'a perfectly sculpted body with the curves and meat in all the right places'. Unlike Posh, who is famous for wearing jeans that could fit a seven-year old.
Victoria recently said: "I know quite a few models and they actually eat, they're just naturally thin girls."
A source said: "Victoria wants to give out a positive image that you don't have to be ultra skinny to look good.
"Many of the models on the catwalk make young girls feel insecure about their own bodies.
"Victoria doesn't want to be accused of giving young girls a complex about their image and putting pressure on them to be as skinny as her."

The size zero issue has sparked huge debate. Spain was the first country to ban size zero models on the catwalk. Recently, British Fashion Week refused to impose a similar ban.
But whether Posh will consider expanding her own tiny frame to add a bit of meat to her sinewy limbs, remains to be seen.

You have got be fucking kidding me. Maybe if Victoria 'doesn't want to be accused og giving young girls a complex' she should eat something. Try looking like a woman instead of a 7 year old boy. Maybe then little girls would stop puking up their dinners.

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Who Pulls Off Ridiculous Bangs Better?

Mena or Fergie?

Mary-Kate is a Yeti

Come on MK...
Is THIS a joke?
Is it April fools already?

Damn I need a martini then maybe I might be able to handle this girl's ego.







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Nick Cage In Ass Huggers

I had to post this silly pic of Nick Cage in skin tight leath pants. Who does he think he is? Jim Morrison? What a chode.





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Mary-Kate Looks Retarded...Again

Listen, if you are 4' tall, weigh 60 lbs, and have bleach blond hair I have some advice for you. Stay the fuck away from gigantic cluncky loafers. They make you look like a god damn circus clown. They do not look good on you in fact they make you look retarded...again.




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Denise Richards & Richie Sambora On The Road To Divorce

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora want to wed in Italy this summer. Their plan is to have a wonderful ceremony with about 50 guests in Mailand- mainly family and close members. But there is one thing that they have to wait for; for the divorce between him and Heather Locklear. In contrast, Charlie Sheen, Denises’ ex-man has already accepted the divorce and congratulated to the wedding. Here are pictures with Denise, her kids and Richie.




Why is that they have to get married? Didn't they both just get out of crazy long marriages? What the hell is the rush? I think when there are kids involved they should really take their time in making big decisions like getting married. You know their asses are gonna hate each other in two years.



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