Famous Ignoramus

1.27.2007

Paris & Nicole Say Yes to Drugs NSFW

Ever since Paris Hilton forgot to pay her storage bill (a mere $200) her personal shit has fallen into the hands of the fine folks who created parisexposed.com. The outrageous things they received in this acquisition includes numerous raunchy videos, never before seen pictures involving drugs, sex, and overall debauchery, plus other interesting items such as a medical bill for an abortion Paris had in ‘03, and a bunch of notes about drugs in Amsterdam! Let’s take a trip down memory lane and check out some of the fun Paris had, without you.

Here’s the stash of mushrooms Paris once ate, along with her handy drug container. Above, she’s stoned with pro boarder Chad Muska and some chick.

Anybody want a line? This is from a party on the yacht Paris sailed on for 9 days.

Mommy & Daddy must bo so proud!

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1.26.2007

Led Zeppelin to Tour Again

LEGENDARY rockers Led Zeppelin are set to re-group after 22 years for a money-spinning stadium tour of America.

The three surviving members — singer Robert Plant, guitarist Jimmy Page and bassist John Paul Jones — plan to hit the road next summer.

The trio hope to pocket £6.4million for the shows.

Robert, 54, Jimmy, 58, and 56-year-old John Paul met two weeks ago at the offices of their management firm Trinifold.

They buried the hatchet over Page and Plant’s 1990s tour, which John Paul only learned about from a newspaper.

A band insider said last night: “If the right offer comes up they will do it.”

Trinifold added: “Jimmy is itching to do something, but there is nothing firm yet.”

Zeppelin split in 1980 after a booze binge killed drummer John Bonham.

His son Jason is set to play drums on the tour.

The band, famed for songs like Stairway to Heaven and Whole Lotta Love, are second only to the Beatles in worldwide album sales.

They still hold records for crowds at their 1970s concerts.

A music industry insider said: “They had so many hits that I am sure the reunion would be a major success.”

I know that this is a gossip site but I think it's pretty fucking awesome that Led Zeppelin is gonna go on tour again. I know they're old but hell they are the originators!

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Mary-Kate is a Yeti

Come on MK...
Is THIS a joke?
Is it April fools already?

Damn I need a martini then maybe I might be able to handle this girl's ego.

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Lohan is Lame

Lindsay Lohan took yet another break from rehab on Thursday ... to rehabilitate her Mercedes. And TMZ sources say her fellow residents at the Wonderland rehab facility are annoyed that Lindsay is getting special treatment. Lohan, who checked into rehab nine days ago, took her SL500 to Beverly Hills Mercedes for service. She also stopped by the set of her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." Lindsay then made one last stop -- at a grocery store -- before heading back to Wonderland rehab facility. When she does go back, other rehab residents have groused to TMZ that Lindsay has her peeps come to pamper her -- a masseur, hairstylist, makeup artist, etc. They're also upset that Lindsay has the magic key to the front door. This week alone, Lohan left rehab for day-trips on Monday and Wednesday as well as yesterday. On Monday, Lindsay left Wonderland for her condo. On Wednesday, TMZ spies spotted her at Newsroom Cafe having lunch with friends. And of course, yesterday's field trip. The buzz is that as early as today, Lindsay will be back shooting her movie full time. Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Lindsay's high-powered publicist, told TMZ, "Lindsay is 100% not getting special treatment. She's getting the same as everyone else. This isn't the Betty Ford Clinic, it's not a lockdown facility. There is personal time. All these naysayers who keep blogging and speaking out, like the 'Today' show, they don't know what she's going through, they're not there. They shouldn't speak until they've gone through something like that." Sloane also wanted to set the record straight about Lohan's recent hospital visit: "For the record, she did have her appendix taken out."

Hello!!!! You can't leave rehab and expect anyone to believe that you give a damn.
Yo Lins~ you gots to be the most ignorant chick in Hollywood~for that matter the gd USA!
You can't act your way thru rehab...actually you can't act so that shouldn't be too hard. You are a disgrace to people who actually care about fixing their addicitons. Lame-o!

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