Britney Barfs On Issac

This is fucking awesome! I guess they went out and she looked great (well for her at least) and then the X17 photogs caught up with them in their truck right as dude was wiping puke off the gear shift with his shirt. Click here to see more awesome pics of Britney's puke extravaganza!





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12th Annual Critics Choice Awards Red Carpet

Sophia Bush
Christian Slater
Jennifer Garner
Maria Bello
Aaron Eckhart
Jessica Biel
Leonardo DiCaprio
Penelope Cruz
Rachel McCrazyHair and Ryan Gosling
Sienna Miller






Dear Critic Choice Attendees,
If you want to save Darfur, don't spend your money on designer jackets that say 'Peace in Darfur.' Spend your money on actually fighting for peace in Darfur.

If you think you are punk rock, you probably aren't. Don't use hair mascara to define your punk rockness.

If you ever starred in a movie called Cuffs, my advice for you would be to try and attempt a different hairstyle. You've been rocking your current coif for the past 20 years. Your forehead is huge and shiny. Figure out someway to hide it.

Don't wear a lampshade to an event even if you think it is "really vintage,' polyester looks good on no one.


Go easy on the ghost white powder...I know...I know it looks awesome with super red lips, wrong people! It looks like your dead.


Oh yeah, one last thing, tan naked. Tan lines aren't sweet.

Can you tell I'm in a mood?




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Denise Richards & Richie Sambora On The Road To Divorce

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora want to wed in Italy this summer. Their plan is to have a wonderful ceremony with about 50 guests in Mailand- mainly family and close members. But there is one thing that they have to wait for; for the divorce between him and Heather Locklear. In contrast, Charlie Sheen, Denises’ ex-man has already accepted the divorce and congratulated to the wedding. Here are pictures with Denise, her kids and Richie.




Why is that they have to get married? Didn't they both just get out of crazy long marriages? What the hell is the rush? I think when there are kids involved they should really take their time in making big decisions like getting married. You know their asses are gonna hate each other in two years.



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Which Kelly Clarkson Do You Prefer?

No Makeup Kelly?
Makeup Kelly?




Wow. What a difference a little makeup can make.




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Britney Looks A Crackwhore

I'm sorry but this is just getting ridiculous. Who lets you out of the house looking like that? I realize your stylist quit but my god, don't you read any magazines. Have you ever picked up a Vogue? Not a good look for you or anyone for that matter. Get your shit together. If your on drugs, go to rehab. Pretty soon people are going stop forgetting about your bullshit and stop buying your albums.



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Claire Danes Learned How To Cheat From Billy Crudup

Claire Danes and new love interest Hugh Dancy, 31, held hands as they strolled through New York’s SoHo district on Thursday.

The new couple spent the day snuggling over breakfast, walking through the city, and later stopping for lunch together.

The actress had been dating Billy Crudup since fall 2003, when he left longtime girlfriend, Mary-Louise Parker (who was 7 and a half months pregnant with his child) to take up with Danes.

According to the New York Daily News’ Gatecrasher, Crudup, 38, dumped Danes, 27, in December, a month after Danes allegedly started hooking up with Dancy, her co-star in the movie Evening.

Karma's one mean bitch Billy, lucky you weren't pregnant when she left you. That would have been all sorts of uncool. Ohh shit, didn't you do that to your ex? (who is way more sucessful than your 5'5" ass) Can you say Sick Burn?

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Jennifer Lopez: 'My Life Had Become Uncomfortable'

Jennifer Lopez's big clubbing and partying days are over.

Since marrying Marc Anthony and settling down, the actress-singer says she has purposefully decided to lead a quieter life – if not out of the spotlight, at least a little less in it.

"It was a choice," Lopez, 36, said at the annual TV critics conference in Pasadena, Calif. on Thursday. "My life for me had become uncomfortable in the way that it was affecting my personal life and the people in it. So I decided I needed to take a look at that.

"I realized there was a way to pull back from that. You don't go out as much. You choose different places to go."

One place she doesn't go much these days is the dance floor. When asked if she cuts a rug with husband Marc Anthony, she said, "No we don't. Were homebodies. We love music – obviously it's a big part of our lives – but we're not big club people. Not anymore. I've had my days."

Lopez was in town to promote her new MTV series DanceLife, which she executive produced and premieres Jan. 15. The show will follow six young dancers as they compete for their big break.

Sorry kids, it's been a slow ass news day...


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Troubled Paul McCartney has claimed that he is ‘through with women’ after his turbulent and vocal divorce with Heather Mills

The ex model/porn star is demanding a cool 50 million in a recent divorce settlement and has accused the ex Beatles singer of domestic violence. Shattered McCartney (64) got away from the media frenzy by going on holiday to Jamaica. He takes with him his three year old daughter Beatrice, who he fathered with Mills, and two other family members.

McCartney has rented a five bedroom villa in a resort which he frequently visited with his beloved wife Linda, who died of cancer on 1998. Fellow holiday makers reported that the musician looked ‘tired’ and ‘drawn’ but seemed to be enjoying sailing and spending quality time with his small daughter.

She is the worst. Anybody who doesn't think that the only reason she looked his way was because of money is a crazy freak. She knew that she could get him and she is totally gonna take the poor man to his grave. Her stomach is looking a bit like Tara Reid's. WTF.

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Dina Lohan Is Jaid Barrymore

Drew & Jaid Barrymore
Lindsay & Dina Lohan



While Lindsay Lohan is off filming in Hollywood, her mom, Dina Lohan, is busy showing where Lindsay might have picked up her moves. Dina, spotted in a "really short dress and boots," made some fellow diners at Kobe Club lose their appetites Wednesday night. A guy sitting next to Dina was "all over her," we're told. "Dina had a napkin in her lap and hiked up her dress," our source says. "The guy put his hand under her napkin . . . It went on for like five minutes." After the guy realized he was being watched, he stopped whatever it was he was doing. A rep for Dina said, "That's a disgusting lie and it's completely untrue."



Wow, I can't believe that I just figured this out. Dina & Lindsay Lohan are totally the Drew & Jade Barrymore's of the 2000's. The only difference is that Lindsay hasn't cleaned herself up and told her mom to go fuck herself like Drew did. She should totally read Little Girl Lost, maybe that would give her some perspective.


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Justin & Cameron Dunzo!

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have finally confirmed the rumors of their breakup. Brace yourselves.

The former couple issued a joint statement on Thursday saying, "It has always been our preference not to comment on the status of our relationship, but, out of respect for the time we've spent together, we feel compelled to do so now, in light of recent speculation and the number of inaccurate stories that are being reported by the media. We have, in fact, ended our romantic relationship and have done so mutually and as friends, with continued love and respect for one another." And that's that!

Diaz and Timberlake started dating in 2003 and co-star in the upcoming animated sequel, "Shrek the Third."



It's about time. I never could imagine these two together. I'm guessing the only thing they had in common was weed and surfing. Eventually that's gotta get old. Plus I couldn't even consider looking at Fugly Diaz everyday. Yeeech!

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