4.04.2007
Rolling Stone's 25 Best Rock Rumors
1. Paul McCartney is or has ever been dead.
2. Stevie Nicks’ assistant had to blow coke up Stevie’s ass due to Nicks’ destroyed nasal passages.
3. Mama Cass died after choking on a ham sandwich.
4. Angie Bowie caught her husband in bed with Mick Jagger.
5. Mark David Chapman was an assassin programmed by the CIA.
6. Members of Led Zeppelin pleased a teenage groupie using a red snapper/shark as their sex toy of choice.
7. Jim Morrison was killed by members of the Nixon administration/faked his own death/died from a heart attack brought on by masturbating in a Parisian bathtub.
8. Deborah Harry was once abducted by serial killer Ted Bundy.
9. Keith Moon drove a car into a Holiday Inn pool on his 21st birthday, knocked out a couple of teeth and got the Who banned for life from all Holiday Inns.
10. Gene Simmons had a cow tongue grafted onto his own tongue after a car accident.
11. Rod Stewart/Lil’ Kim/Jordan Knight had to get their respective stomachs pumped after ingesting a gallon of semen.
12. During a drug bust on Mick’s place Marianne Faithfull was once found with a Mars bar between her legs.
13. Marilyn Manson had his lowest set of ribs removed so he could blow himself.
14. Alice Cooper and Frank Zappa attempted to gross each other out by shitting onstage, then eating it.
15. Bob Marley was assassinated/given cancer in his toe by the CIA.
16. Phil Collins’ tune “In the Air Tonight” was written after Collins witnessed a gruesome incident in which one man let another man drown.
17. Keith Richards routinely has in the past/continues today to get full-body blood transfusions.
18. Jack and Meg White are brother and sister.
19. “Hotel California” is about a Christian church that was abandoned then taken over by Satan worshipers, the Eagles are Satan worshipers and Satan him (or her) self appears in the window on the album jacket.
20. Bob Ezrin, who produced Lou Reed’s Berlin, got the anguished children’s cries you hear on “The Kids” by telling his own children their mother was dead and recording the sounds they made.
21. Pearl Jam was named after a peyote-infused jam Eddie Vedder’s grandmother used to make.
22. Charles Manson auditioned for the Monkees.
23. Marilyn Manson played Kevin Arnold’s friend Paul Pfeiffer on the Wonder Years.
24. Robert Johnson sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his guitar-playing gifts.
25. Roy Orbison was an albino and wore dark glasses because he was blind.
Christina Aguilera joins Lifetime's 'End Violence Against Women' Campaign
Lifetime Television is expanding its Emmy-winning campaign to "End Violence Against Women" with powerful original programming, celebrity PSAs and content on all multi-media platforms; a new focus on helping women around the world through a partnership with UNIFEM, the United Nations Development Fund for Women, and its Goodwill Ambassador, Oscar winner Nicole Kidman; a viral effort to spawn awareness and action headlined by Grammy winner Martina McBride; and a grassroots initiative in communities across the country with screenings and events on college campuses and by teaming up with multi-Grammy winner Christina Aguilera on her "Back to Basics" tour.
4.03.2007
Kirsten Dunst Can't Get Laid
Drew Barrymore's tender touch might have done a number on her rocker ex's love life.
Earlier this year, Fabrizio Moretti, the drummer for the Strokes and Barrymore's on-and-off boyfriend of nearly five years, was dating Kirsten Dunst. But in mid-March, the Spiderman actress abruptly split with Moretti and took up with Razorlight singer Johnny Borrell.
While trading up from a drummer to a frontman might seem like an obvious move, a source who discussed the breakup with Dunst says there was another factor: Despite repeated entreaties, Dunst couldn't persuade Moretti to have sex with her. When pressed to consummate the relationship, says the source, Moretti told her he wasn't over Barrymore.
Asked about that account, Dunst's spokesman says only, "Kirsten is and has always been friends with Fabrizio."
Blind Items from Crazy Days & Nights
1. When you make the transition from teen idol to out of work actor, the women who used to be everywhere are now just a nighttime memory. So, you always try and find the lamest parties with the hottest women and hope someone will remember you. They remember you when you remind them what show you used to be on and then you tell them you are working on several projects. The problem is that when it comes to leave, they think of you still as a kid. No problem. You made lots of money on the show and so offer to take one of the women "shopping" after the party and buy her something nice. She accepts. Now where are the paps when you need them? This way the world will see you've become a man. The last idea didn't work too well did it?
2. Note to actors--It's tax season. Your accountants are going to go through all your records. Sometimes they get busy and have members of their staff do the work. They are not highly paid and will sell your information. If they are really pissed they will just tell the world what you did. This B list actor on a hit television show always plays a good guy and is very popular. What would his fans think if they discovered that he gave $10,000 to a white power organization last year?
2. Note to actors--It's tax season. Your accountants are going to go through all your records. Sometimes they get busy and have members of their staff do the work. They are not highly paid and will sell your information. If they are really pissed they will just tell the world what you did. This B list actor on a hit television show always plays a good guy and is very popular. What would his fans think if they discovered that he gave $10,000 to a white power organization last year?
What do Lindsay Lohan & Hillary Duff have in common?
Their lame fascination with the 'artform' of DJ'ing...
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